Change
Guess you can change a lot in a couple of months, eh? I was just reading the post in which I introduce myself and explain all the things that make me who I am . . . blah blah blah . . . you get it.
Well, it’s time for a remix, because a lot has changed since then.
Name: Druscilla Ryan (dropped Mortenson)
Age: 18
Location: America
Job: Student/Writer (No longer doing Sports PR, thank the fucking gods that DO exist)
Boyfriend: No & not looking for that kind of romantical love and bullshit crap
Sexuality: Straight, but not narrow. So I’ve kissed more girls than guys…recently realized I’m just not into the girls the way I’m into guys. But girls are better kissers. Hahafuckingha!
Political preference: Independent liberal (that ain’t never gonna change)
College major: English Composition (changed it to just plain English and might change to a liberal arts major, which means I’d get two degress: English and Political Science) Then I’m going on to get my Master’s!
Life Dream: To become famous-Marilyn Monroe meets J.K. Rowling (meaning an enigma, one who never dies despite death…fuck death. Death will never hold me back. I’ll come down as a ghost if I need to. Scared? You should be.)
I am eagerly awaitng for my acne to clean up, to get out of the Midwest and into NYC, to get published & discovered. Okay, I still love Harry Potter, but the addiction’s slipped away a bit to make room for the one and only Billie Joe Armstrong who is now my secret–though not so secret–burning fire. Blah blah blah…Only rock stars make me sound like a stupid, hormonal teenager girl. And only taken rock stars with two kids that are two years younger than my mother. Life’s a bitch, then you die, fuck the world, let’s get high. (Except I don’t get high.)
My best friends are Lela & Kat. I get along with my mother, my stepmom’s a bitch & my father is just her little slave. I have three brothers and one sister. I’m the oldest of all of us. My oldest brother DJ is pretty cool. He’s dating Kat, the girl I live with (no longer. Moved in with Mom. Ain’t I just so sweet and fucking unpredictable?). Josh is a freak and Cody’s a brat. Tori is a brat, but she’s also a sweetheart. (Debatable at the moment…you know how twelve-year-olds get when they’re on their period.)
I like all sorts of music, but the main songs I’m listening to right now are: Changed quite a fucking bit. A lot less country, a lot more rock. Rock is replacing hip hop and I have never been so fucking happy. So, a list of songs.
“American Idiot”, “Wake Me Up When September Ends”, “Boulevard of Broken Dreams” (All by Green Day. Didn’t really like “Holiday”.)
“Somebody Told Me” and “Mr. Brightside” by the Killers.
“Helena” and “I’m Not Oh-fucking-Kay (I Promise)” by My Chemical Romance (featuring hot and sexy lead singer Gerard Way!)
“Sooner or Later” by Breaking Benjamin
“Sugar We’re Goin’ Down Swinging” by Fall Out Boy
“Stars” by Switchfoot
“Great Romances of the 20th Century”, “Your Own Disaster”, “A Decade Under the Influence”, and “You’re So Last Summer” by Taking Back Sunday
“Gay Messiah” by Rufus Wainwright (So, I don’t own the CD…that’s what those headphone things at Barnes & Noble are for)
I read lots of books. (Here’s where the fucking thing quit and I couldn’t type anymore, so we’ll just continue.)
“Boy Culture” A lovely story about a gay call boy who’s in love with his roomate who doesn’t like the whole hooking concept. Meanwhile X, as he calls himself during the confessional book, has another roomate who is hopelessly in love with HIM. (And I would rather have the other…he’s younger, but isn’t sixteen legal in NE?)
“Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince” The fifth is still my favorite. The tone just changed so much during the sixth book and then there’s the you-know-what. And if you don’t, read the book.
Dean Koontz. And don’t ask. I’ve read too many. Check this guy out…He’s like my subsitute for Stephen King. He writes better (in my humble fucking opinion) and his stories are better.
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Where do I spend the most of my free time? Right here. Online. Gonna update this blog a lot more now. I like chatting with people on the internet, usually for sexual reasons, but hey! Don’t look at me like that. Admit it, now you’re curious and you’re going to continue to check out my blog. I’ll let you in on another little secret the majority of the female population lies about, too.
I FUCKING MASTURBATE!!!
Mwahahah…
Okay, let’s close.
Luvverzz,
Mrs. Billie Joe, aka Dru, aka me you fucking idiot!
