Therapy & Masturbation
I had therapy yesterday. It was fun. Lasted about forty-five minutes. All the basics. I admitted, sadly, that I am a virgin. I don’t do illegal drugs (unless you count underage drinking). And I don’t smoke anymore (I didn’t tell her I was considering starting up again).
Then I went to the library and put Chapter 9 up online. Now I’m up-to-date.
Let’s see . . .
We started the Order of the Royal Sceptre!!!
It’s a sisterhood of women who enjoy masturbation. We want it to become an “internation sorority”. It’s so cool. We had initation and we drove down Main St. and threw blew up condoms out the windows. Fun!
And I have a code name. It’s “Probe Bella”. The other two founders are “Kitty ‘Mione” and “Worm Ginny”. Our first names are taken from sex toys and our last names are Harry Potter characters (sue me).
Our website should be up and functioning soon. The link so far is: http://freewebs.com/royal_sceptre
You can also email us at: royal_sceptre@yahoo.com
We took pictures for the website, too. I hope to have mine up here soon. I’m topless (except for my tie) and holding my hands over my boobs. I’m in the shower, but the water isn’t on. So much fun!
Oh, and we took this Masturbation Purity quiz thing. I scored a 66% on not being pure and I masturbate more than 90% of females my age. (I knew that.)
Luvverzz,
Mrs. Billie Joe, aka Dru
