Saturday, October 8, 2005

Voodoo Fucking Curse!

Anyone who ever uses the word ‘faggot’ in an inappropriate manner while commenting on this blog again will die a painful death and have BAD SEX for the rest of their life.

Thank you for your time.

Luvverzz,
Mrs. Billie Joe, aka Dru

P.S. If you didn’t know there was an appropriate and inappropriate way to use the word ‘faggot’, then you shouldn’t be using the word.

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What the FUCK is YOUR problem?

Written by: MK

The site is cool but your comments are fucked up…hmm…can I say someone is a huge faggot…or you are plain CREEPY…

Yes, you can.  I support freedom of speech.  However, you have just earned the privelege of being bitchslapped.

What the FUCK is YOUR problem?!  Why do you have to come into MY space and use words like ‘faggot’.  I don’t know what the hell your problem is. 

a) Wrong gender.
b) Not gay.
c) I hope you die.  Seriously, I hope you rot.  The world would be a much happier place without people like you in it.

I’ve changed my mind.  Bitch-slapping you is too nice.

MK you’ve just been fucking nuked.  Now go die and do us all a favor.

Luvverzz,
Mrs. Billie Joe, aka Dru

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Pizza Galore!

Homecoming 2005.  Football.  Parade.  Floats.  I was in the PRIDE float which combined forces with the Casey’s Pizza float.  I road around town in the bed of a truck with a dude in a giant pizza suit.

It was actually fun.

I want a fucking cigarette.  Grrr…

Well, it is Homecoming.  We’re going to eat at 11:30, find out if the dance is formal or not, and then I’m picking my outfit.

Unless it’s completely casual, I’m wearing a pale pink strapless dress with a poofy skirt that hits about my knees . . . and fishnets. 

Completely predictable, right?

Luvverzz,
Mrs. Billie Joe, aka Dru

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