Life.Of.Sin

We just got the new Northern Sun magazine.  If you don’t know what that is, it’s a magazine with bumper stickers and tee shirts and things for liberals.  Their slogan is “products for progressives”.

They always have really good stuff.  So, once again, I’m going to share whether you want me to or not. 

God bless the whole word.  No exceptions.

“Knowledge speaks but wisdom listens.”  -Jimi Hendrix

“The church says the earth is flat, but I know that it is round.  For I have seen the shadow of the moon and I have more faith in a shadow than in the church.”  -Magellan

God was my copilot . . . but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him.

“Be the change you wish to see in the world.”  -Ghandi

If the definition of beautiful gets any thinner no one will fit.  (And all the words are in this white box, but the ‘it’ in ‘fit’ doesn’t fit in the box.)

Ladies sewing circle and terrorist society.

“Feminism encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism, and become lesbians.”  -Rev. Pat Robertson  (1992, GOP convention)

Feminist chicks dig me.

“Feminism is the radical notion that women are people.”  -Cheris Kramarae and Paula Treichler

Sorry I missed church, I’ve been busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian.

“Speak your mind even if your voice shakes!”  -Maggie Kuhn

Don’t assume I cook!

“The people who cast the votes decide nothing.  The people who count the votes decide everything.”  -Josef Stalin

I do not intend to tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death.

“Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed individuals can change the world.  Indeed it’s the only thing that ever has.”  -Margaret Mead

Freedom is not free.

Homeland security.  “Fighting terrorism since 1492.”  (A picture of Native Americans is on the shirt.)

I love my country . . . but I think we should start seeing other people.

no child is born a racist

HUMANS aren’t the only species on earth . . . we just act like it.

Support your right to arm bears.

Don’t assume I fix things.

Lord, help me to be the person my psychiatrist medicates me to be.

Artists make lousy slaves.

Assist airport security . . . fly naked!

Don’t make me release the flying monkeys.

Nuke a godless communist gay baby seal for Christ.

“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”  -Ben Franklin

Over 25% of human genes are the same as those of a banana.  Get over yourself!

What if the HOKEY POKEY is what it’s all about?

FREE SPEECH!  Take it back!

Who Would Jesus Bomb?

If you’re not outraged you’re not paying attention.

Land of the Free*.  (*Void where prohibited.  Some restrictions apply.)

It will be a great day when our schools get all the money they need and the Air Force has to hold a bake sale to buy a bomber.

BILL OF RIGHTS.  1791-2001.  Slain by the Patriot Act.  Rest in pieces.  (on a gravestone)

“A patriot must be ready to defend his country against his government.”  -Edward Abbey

ARMY.  Be all you’re told to be.

Somewhere in Texas there’s a village missing an idiot.

(Tee-shirt front) “I made it clear to the world, that either you’re with us or you’re with the enemy.”  -George W. Bush 
{Tee-shirt back} ENEMY

He’s NOT my President!

Eaten tainted meat
Breathe poison air
Drink nasty water
Help only yourself
VOTE REPUBLICAN!

Canada looks better everyday.

“I should be able to love my country and still love justice.”  -Albert Camus

got democracy?

Oh well.  I wasn’t using my civil liberties anyway.

Mommy, when I grow up I want to help smash the white racist, homphobic, patriarchal, bullshit paradigm too!

Oh no, not another learning experience.

. . . and what difference do YOU make?

God Bless the Freaks.

Get involved . . . the world is run by those who show up.

Drive carefully: 90% of all people are caused by accidents.

Just say no to sex with pro-lifers.

And I don’t want to type anymore right now.

Luvverzz,
Mrs. Billie Joe, aka Dru

Oh yeah.  I forgot to mention that I’m supposed to be going to the doctor today for my dizzy spells.  They’ve been really bad lately.  I kind of feel naseous.  And I know I’m not pregnant.  Unfortunately, I know this for a fact.  >.<

I really need to get laid.

Luvverzz,
Mrs. Billie Joe, aka Dru, aka the sad virgin

This is the earliest I’ve been up in a LONG time.  Some girl knocked on the door at 7:30 in the fucking morning looking for my sister and I had already been up since 6:00 (if you’re not home, don’t leave you alarm clock on) trying to get back to sleep.

So I got online and bitched about people thinking I hopped on the Green Day bandwagon just because I was so young when their first albums came out, so obviously I was listening to them.  Grrrr . . .

But then I looked at pictures of Billie Joe masturbating as his concerts and felt much better.  And I listened to someone bitch about how wrong it was because kids in the audience might see.  Hello?  Why the fuck are little kids going to a Green Day concert.  If their parents are okay with the lyrical content . . .  X_x

I’m going to class today.  Starts at 9:15 so I’ll try and drag myself into the shower by 8:30.  I got a shitload of new clothes cleaning out the closet yesterday (as I stated previously) so I’m throwing together a new outfit.  Yay . . .

My life sucks ass so bad.  It’s so boring.  Bleh . . .

I also listened to people bitch about how slash is so wrong the past few days.  Grrr . . . They said that slash containing Billie Joe is sick and disgusting and all that shit.  Hello?  Bisexual?  I posted his quote about being a bisexual in my sig on the Billie Joe forums along with two pictures of him kissing guys and changed my avatar to him kissing a guy.  (It’s the same one I have above my profile.)

I just think it’s dumb to bitch about slash when the guy you’re discussing is, in fact, a bisexual and kisses guys at all his concerts.  Errr . . . duh.

I went to bed soooooo early last night.  Around nine and my mom came home and I was trying to sleep and she left again and I was asleep by the time she got back.  But then I woke up at 12:30 and I had a hard time getting back to sleep.

But it’s okay because I got a good idea for another fic.  ::BIG SMILES::

What do you guys think of the idea of safety pins for earrings?  I think that might be cool.  I’ll have to try it today or tomorrow (depending on how many safety pins I find) and let you know.

I’m gonna go shower early and pick out my outfit.  Maybe I’ll even do my hair (or just wear a baseball cap). 

I think I have a quiz on ‘Frankenstein’ today and I didn’t read the book or finish the movie.  Not the best idea in the world.  ::wince::  Maybe I’ll get online and read an overview or something before class.

Luvverzz,
Mrs. Billie Joe, aka Dru

We cleaned today.  Went through a shitload of clothes.  Now I have more clothes than I did when I started cleaning.  I don’t think that was supposed to happen.

I’ve decided to abduct my stepdad’s TV.  You know how often Green Day’s going to be on TV this month: Jesus of Suburbia music video premiere, an hour of Bullet in a Bible, and the European MTV VMA’s.  Jesus, that’s a lot.

It sucks ass not having cable. 

Oh . . . and I wanted to thank everyone who comments on this blog.  It’s really great to know people are reading it.  I even want to thank the people I bitchslap because it gives me something to do.  Keep sending me comments.  I’m such a comment whore. 

Luvverzz,
Mrs. Billie Joe, aka Dru

Written by: Franchesca Hernandez a.k.a Helena Way

This website would be so much better if it had “WAY” more pictures of gerard way, my husband

Errr . . . bad play on words for starters.  Secondly, didn’t you notice my signature is Mrs. Gerard Way?  Actually, that was just a brief teenie moment.

You’re lucky I’m not bitch slapping you for you bad choice on words and that other comment about Gerard being in bed with you last night and saying my ‘website’ (this is a blog) would be better . . .

Grrrrrr . . .

Luvverzz,
Mrs. Billie Joe/Gerard Way, aka Dru, aka stupid fucking teenyboppers (can’t you be obsessed without the whole teeny thing . . . most people on here are quite good at it)