Life.Of.Sin

 I was on AFF trying to access the archive, as opposed to the read-only section.  Anyway, I got an error and this message popped up:

 You don’t have permission to access / on this server.

The way I deciphered it was:

You don’t have permission to access / [slash] on this server.

Yes, I am extremely weird.

 It’s 3 am and I’m off to bed.

Oh, and Andie if you read this before we talk, I’ll try and send you some Green Day stories tomorrow.

Luvverzz,
Mrs. Margera/Valo, aka Dru, aka … the girl who just read some kickin’ Vam PWP! 

-naughty grin-

 HERE’S A PREVIEW OF MY NEWEST STORY: THE BOY WHO LOOKED LIKE A GIRL.
Genre: Ville Valo/Bam Margera; Vam

Title: The Boy Who Looked Like a Girl
Prologue
Rating: R
Warnings: Extremely dark subjects, random religious discussions
Thanks/Dedication: Darling, you didn’t give me your name so I don’t know how to give you credit, but big thanks to my translator!  You know who you are, doll.  xoxoxo
AU: Ville’s only a year older than Bam.  Ville’s parents send him to America to go to school.
Summary: His androgynous looks fuel lustful looks and he’s grown accostumed to it, but when the annoying boy from his new school gives him a look full of everything but . . . his life becomes even harder to control, to understand.

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The Boy Who Looked Like a Girl
Prologue

“You’re never going to be normal. You look too pretty, too much like a girl. You look so young for your age, like a piece of art. You’re timeless, classic. Beautiful people are never appreciated until they’re older. But I appreciate you now. You understand that, right?”

“Shhh, darling. It’s all going to be okay. Oh, God, you’re so beautiful.”

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“Oh, honey, why’d you cut off your hair? You looked so pretty.”

“I don’t want to look pretty. I looked like a girl. I don’t want to look like a girl. I want to look like a boy! Minä haluan näyttää pojalta!”

—To Be Continued—

That is the prologue.  The majority of the story is not told in simply dialogue and the chapters are longer.  I have just posted Part Nine and the story is going to be a L-O-N-G one.

If you want to read the story, you have to sign up for Fandomination.net (2 minutes) or join the Vam LJ community.  Or email me and I’ll send you the chapters.

Here is the fandomination link, which is also over there in the sidebar: http://www.fandomination.net/index.cfm/mode/bio/AuthorID/51522?mode=fanfic&FanficID=153583

Oh, and the setence spoken in Finnish was “I want to look like a boy”.

One hand in my pocket and the other’s playing the piano … 

I called Andie last night.  We talked for 2 and a half hours and I haven’t talked that much all week, I don’t think.  We talked about fucking everything.  Bille Joe’s blondeness, The Pill, tickles, bubbles, abducting children, locks on bathroom doors, her brother’s Mike Dirnt doll, HIM, my sister’s conversion to Vam, my religion and what shrinks would think of it … stuff like that.

And then I wouldn’t stop talking about her all day today.  My sister kept asking me why Andie knew so much about her.  It was funny.

Oh … and my new story: The Boy Who Looked Like a Girl.

I’m writing an overly maternal mother figure who seems to adopt stray children.  And we were walking home and I was trying to explain April’s latching onto of Ville to my sister.  Anyway, I start pouncing down the street yelling “I Protect!”  It was one of the funniest things ever.

 Now everytime I try to write April in that story I’ll be thinking of me pouncing along the street yelling I Protect!

 Teeheeness.

 Now when you read this, Andie, you’re in my blog.  Hehe.

 Oh, and you can thank Andie and her friend Cody for forcing an ‘A Kiss Is Like … Emotional’ update out of me.

 xoxoxoxoxoxo

 Luvverzz,
Mrs. Margera/Valo, aka Dru

Your love is a razorblade kiss . . .