Thursday, March 30, 2006

More weird shuffling of iPod stuff

I’m going to shuffle my iPod and put some phrase after it (pre-ordained of course) and hopefully it’s funny.

Give me novacaine … during sex.

Mrs. Robinson … is why I love you.

The taste of ink … is why I hate you.

Dead Boy’s Poem … is why your ears smell.

When I come around … in your pants.

Jaded … killed your dog.

A lifetime … is under your chair.

Macy’s Day Parade … lives in the sink.

Two beds and a coffee machine… worships the devil.

Mrs. Robinson … wants to marry you.

Headstrong … smells terrible.

Barcelona … sings you sleep.

A decade under the influence … keeps your mom up at night.

misc … teaches your Biology class.

Adia … wants to suck your blood.

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This is the funnest thing I’ve done in a while!  I found this on GSB.net.  Anyway, I answer these questions and hit the ’shuffle songs’ button on my iPod to get the answers.  (I’m going to add some questions just for fun.)  Sometimes the answers are freakish and sometimes they’re just plain funny.  I’m going to do it a few times. 

This is what I got the first time I did it.

……………………………………………………

1. What’s my mood like right now?
I’m Goin’ Home

2. How’s tomorrow going to be for me?
Headfirst for Halos

3. What kind of person am i?
Fallen

4. Am I loved?
Underground

5. How can I achieve my highest potential?
Dirty Little Secret

6. What should I do with my life?
miscmisc

7. Is everything really going to be alright in the end?
Body Talk

8. What is my best quality?
Buried Myself Alive (That’s the funniest thing I’ve heard all day)

9. How does my sex life look?
Eleanor Rigby

10. What’s the meaning of life?
He thinks he’ll keep her

11. What do people think of me?
Boulevard of Broken Dreams

12. Would I make a good catch?
Nice guys finish last

13. How crazy am I?
Wake me up when September ends

14. Will I have a good life in general?
Sally Anne

15. Can anyone ever really love me?
Track 03

16. Can me and a best friend ever be more than friends?
Under pressure

17. What’s going to happen to me this week?
How can I help you to say goodbye?

18. Where will I be a year from now?
Crazy (Teehee)

19. What is my biggest wish?
Track 13

20. What is the love of my life feeling at this very moment?
All the good ones are gone

21. How will I die?
Good Riddance (Time of Your Life)

22. What will happen after I die?
Where will you go?

23. How do my friends feel about me?
I never told you what I do for a living

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And again …

 1. What’s my mood like right now?
Hannah Jane

2. How’s tomorrow going to be for me? 
We’re not gonna take it 

3. What kind of person am i? 
Rodeo

4. Am I loved? 
Passionate Kisses 

5. How can I achieve my highest potential? 
If you see him/If you see her 

6. What should I do with my life? 
Foolish love 

7. Is everything really going to be alright in the end? 
She

8. What is my best quality? 
Hand in my pocket (^_^) 

9. How does my sex life look? 
The party song 

10. What’s the meaning of life? 
dragula

11. What do people think of me? 
As the world falls down 

12. Would I make a good catch? 
track 10 

13. How crazy am I? 
Pieces mended 

14. Will I have a good life in general? 
The rock show 

15. Can anyone ever really love me? 
Your own disaster 

16. Can me and a best friend ever be more than friends? 
Waterfalls

17. What’s going to happen to me this week? 
Letterbomb (rofl) 

18. Where will I be a year from now? 
Beauty and the beast 

19. What is my biggest wish? 
Greener with the scenery 

20. What is the love of my life feeling at this very moment? 
Track 07 

21. How will I die? 
Track 13 

22. What will happen after I die? 
Like a cat (Reincarnation?) 

23. How do my friends feel about me?
Maybe memories

24. How mistunderstood am I?
I touch myself (LMFAO)

25. Does my family appreciate me?
Angel

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Taking it yet again … last time for now … I promise.

 1. What’s my mood like right now?
Track 01

2. How’s tomorrow going to be for me? 
Goodbye 

3. What kind of person am i? 
He thinks he’ll keep her 

4. Am I loved? 
Extraordinary girl 

5. How can I achieve my highest potential? 
Jesus of Suburbia 

6. What should I do with my life? 
Wake me up when September ends (I love it when it says stuff like this.) 

7. Is everything really going to be alright in the end? 
Going away to college (It’s almost like they’re telling me they won’t answer, like a magic 8 ball.) 

8. What is my best quality? 
Collide 

9. How does my sex life look? 
Bitch 

10. What’s the meaning of life? 
Dead Boy’s Poem (Ummm  … okay ……..) 

11. What do people think of me? 
Take it away (Mwahahahahaha) 

12. Would I make a good catch? 
Adrienne (Does that mean Adrienne wants me?  Because Adie’s name is Adrienne and … -licks lips-) 

13. How crazy am I? 
Nice guys finish last 

14. Will I have a good life in general? 
Track 01

15. Can anyone ever really love me? 
Brain stew (Does that mean they’ll make me into stew?  Because that’s nasty.  >.<) 

16. Can me and a best friend ever be more than friends? 
To the end 

17. What’s going to happen to me this week? 
Don’t leave me 

18. Where will I be a year from now? 
Nobody’s home (Sounds like I’ll be a wittle bit cwazy) 

19. What is my biggest wish? 
Track 03 

20. What is the love of my life feeling at this very moment? 
Dizzy 

21. How will I die? 
He wasn’t (-raises eyebrow-) 

22. What will happen after I die? 
Homecoming (I LOVE Homecoming!) 

23. How do my friends feel about me?
Take me away (mwahahahaha)

24. How mistunderstood am I?
Maybe memories

25. Does my family appreciate me?
Romance (Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

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Okay … that’s it for now.  But I will definently be playing this game in the future.  And I suggest your try it.  It’s awesome!

Luvverzz,
Mrs. Margera, aka Dru

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How We Stay Here: Prologue

If you haven’t read “How We Got Here (or Time of Your Life)”, go read that now.  The link is on the side over there or you can visit my Livejournal.  (http://druscilla-way.livejournal.com)  It’s the top entry.

This is the long-awaited sequel.

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Ages have changed.  Billie is 30, Mike’s 29.  Joey is ten.  Stella is five and in kindergarten.  Jakob is five and not in kindergarten.  I guess that would make Joey a fifth-grader.  Oops.  I accidentally almost said Billie was 39.  0_0
 
How We Got Here (or Waiting)
Prologue: Just Another Day

I’ve been waiting for a long time
For this moment to come

* * * Billie’s Point of View * * *

I think the insanity is what keeps us going. Joey’s got to do this and that and run to school and run back and damn, the mouth on that kid. Jakob’s decided that since he skipped his terrible twos he’s going to make up for it double now. And during the time we have Stella she’s just as fucking bad. Mike, Tre, and I are running from magazines to television networks to radio shows to award shows to music video shoots.

To top it all off Adie’s pregnant. And despite the fact that we’re no longer married and the baby’s not mine, I’ve been fucked over with sympathetic pregnancy anyway. So between running everywhere, being tempted to lock the kids in the closet, and me vomitting into the toilet every fifteen minutes . . .

Insanity is probably an understatement to be honest.

* * *

Mike shook me awake at ten in the morning, holding the cordless phone to me. “Adie.” he mouthed.

I groaned, taking it and stifling a yawn. “Adie? What is it? Calm down. Of course we’ll pick them up. Don’t worry about it. It’s not like I’m baby-sitting. I know that’s not what you meant. Adie, please don’t get sick because then I’ll get sick. I know you’re not meaning to get sick. Trust me, no one’s as freaked out by it as me. Don’t worry about it, Adie. Just call me and let me know, all right? I know, I know. Love you, too.”

I sighed, throwing my head back against the pillow. “We’re taking the kids.” I said. “Adie’s taking a mental health break. Maybe if she gets far away enough I’ll quit puking.”

“I just can’t believe your having sympathetic pregnancy and Blake isn’t.” Blake is Adrienne’s fiance. And I hate him for no real reason other than he looks at people weird.

“No fucking kidding.” I yawned again. “What are we supposed to do today?” I asked Mike, pulling the blanket up over my head.

I felt him sit down on the side of the bed, trying to pull the blanket away from me. When he finally wrestled it away from my face, he leaned down and pressed his lips to mine. I brought my arms up, wrapping them around his neck and opening my mouth into his kiss.

“Mike,” I whispered against his lips, “I want a baby.”

“I think that’s physically impossible, Billie.” he said back as I pulled away from him and sat up.

“I don’t want to give birth to one.” I said. “I just want to have a baby. With you. I want us to have a baby.”

“Well,” Mike said slowly, “there is something I’ve been wanting to tell you.” He looked at me, leaned forward and kissed my cheek. “I’m pregnant.”

I pushed him away, rolling my eyes. “You’re an idiot. You–”

* * * Mike’s Point of View * * *

I made a face as I heard him throwing up . . . again. I walked into the kitchen and filled up a glass with water, wetting a washcloth in the sink. I know it’s completely ridiculous, but his having this sympathetic pregnancy thing with Adrienne . . . it’s got me worried. Just like him hating her fiance so much.

I know he loves me, I’m just worried he still loves her. More than he should. They have two kids together. They get along just as well now as they did when they were married, maybe even a little better. And they do these lunch dates once or twice a week. They’ll just go out and do whatever and he’ll come back with a smile on his face that he doesn’t ever get around me.

It’s stupid. I know that. I walk into the bathroom as Billie Joe falls back against the wall. “This blows.” he said, laughing at what he just said. “Literally.”

I smile and sit down next to him. He takes the washcloth and the water. He means to throw the washcloth into the bathtub, but instead we hear the sound of breaking glass.

Billie Joe swears.

* * *

“Fucking-A.” we hear Joey saying to another kid when we pull up to the school. He doesn’t even realize we’re there until he’s dropped the f-bomb five more times and said something about a ’stupid bitch’.

Jakob knocks on the back window, giving his brother a smirk, knowing exactly how much trouble Joey was going to get in for saying things like that.

Joey turns around, eyes wide, wincing slightly when he sees Billie giving him stare for stare. “Sh–”

“Don’t even.” Billie said. “Now get your ass in the car.” I shake my head at how he curses at his kid for cursing.

“Where’s Mom?” Joey mutters as he kicks his bag under Billie’s seat.

“Mom’s gone for a week or so.” Billie said, still surveying his oldest son in the mirror.

Joey mumbles something under his breath, but Billie just shakes his head. “I don’t even want to know.” he said to me under his breath. “Oh, Jesus.” Billie swerves into the gas station on the left side of the street, nearly causing an accident and causing several middle fingers to go up.

He throws his car door open and barely manages to unbuckle before he’s throwing up . . . again. Jakob’s unbuckled to watch his dad vomit, halfway yelling about how ‘awesome’ it is. Joey’s rolling his eyes and mumbling things under his breath.

It’s just another day.

—TBC—

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Here are two links for the next part.  One is on Fandomination.net and one is on the ComingClean LJ community.  Take your pic.  :)
 
 
 
xoxoxo
 
Luvverzz,
Mrs. Armstrong, aka Dru
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