the groom’s bride is a whore
I’ve been thinking about celebrity marriages.
And they make sense.
I mean … do we bitch when non-celebrities marry non-celebrities?
No.
That’s because non-celebrity people hang around with other non-celebrity people for the most part.
And celebrities hang out with celebrities a lot.
Not always.
But a lot.
So it’s like meeting someone at work.
Of course … lots of celebrity marriages are complete shit.
I’m just saying …
