Life.Of.Sin

For anyone who’s reading my story “How We Stay Here (or Waiting)”, I’ve just posted Part Eight: Aftermath Isn’t 2 + 2.

You can get to it on the Livejournal community Coming Clean through this link.  [You do not need an LJ account to read or review.]

http://community.livejournal.com/comingclean/1361038.html

Now I’m off to clean the kitchen before I go to bed.  It’s 5:13 AM here.

Luvverzz,
Mrs. Adrienne Armstrong, aka Dru

Talked to a friend of mine from middle school/early years of high school yesterday.  She was dating a guy and they were heaving into drugs, then she found out she was pregnant.  Now she’s three months along and expecting a boy.  Things like that … just weird to me.

And my sister’s a stupid bitch.  Our cat Oreo has friends and I ‘met’ them yesterday and there’s a really pretty girl cat.  She was near the door when me and Tori came back from the story.  So I said ‘that can’t needs a name.  I’m going to call her Greeny because she has green eyes’.  And Tori glared at me and went ’she’s named Momma.  I already named her.’

And I told her it didn’t even matter because the cat wasn’t ours.

Thirteen year old bitch.  I dread the years to come.

I replied to a quite delicious video on YouTube awhile back of two guys kissing and that was the reply to my comment.

It’s quite eloquent, eh?

Because ‘fuk’ is a really word and everything needs to be capitalized like that.

And sicko’s isn’t really in possession of anything so there’s really no need for the apostrophe.

Druface [not as long as there are girls like you] says:

Liz —> : // Lets start a riot says:

Druface [not as long as there are girls like you] says:

Liz —> : // Lets start a riot says:

Liz —> : // Lets start a riot says:

Druface [not as long as there are girls like you] says:

Liz —> : // Lets start a riot says:

Druface [not as long as there are girls like you] says:

Liz —> : // Lets start a riot says:

I’ll go to Johnny Knoxville’s cage. >> which is right next to my bed -tackles-

Dru: my sister’s on a calorie counting binge
so i get to eat all the bad for you things

Andie:

Dru: i hate it when people count calories around me though >.<
makes me feel fat
and think about dieting
which makes me think about puking
ugh

Andie:
puking
yuck

Dru: not for a bulimic, sweet

Andie: don’t be bulimic

Dru: well, i’ll try not to puke again
but eds and cutting are like alcoholism
once you’ve had one … you are one for life
i’ll always be a cutter and a bulimic
it’s just whether or not i choose to act on those impulses
because, believe me, i still have them

I’ve been thinking about celebrity marriages.

And they make sense.

I mean … do we bitch when non-celebrities marry non-celebrities?

No.

That’s because non-celebrity people hang around with other non-celebrity people for the most part.

And celebrities hang out with celebrities a lot.

Not always.

But a lot.

So it’s like meeting someone at work.

Of course … lots of celebrity marriages are complete shit.

I’m just saying …

I’ve started a new blog with my girlfriend.

Check it out if you would, please?

Mad Ninja Love

xoxox

I can’t help it.  I’m addicted to the ‘Dear Abby’ and ‘Dear Margo’ columns.

But, I thought this was extremely worth of chatising:

DEAR ABBY: I have reason to believe that a young man in my family may be gay. (He is 15.) I have been thinking a lot about it lately, and have been wondering if circumcision would cure it. What do you think? — GRANDMOTHER IN MISSOURI

I mean … come on.

Circumcision curing homosexuality?

What do they do to the lesbians then?

I don’t want a boy with dimples.

I don’t want a boy with a good job.

Hell, I don’t want a boy with pale skin, black hair, eyeliner, and an air of effeminity.

But … I can’t tell you that, mom.

I can’t tell you about her at all.

tricky, tricky
turning tricks
give a handjob
suck a dick
spin in circles
fall on your back
hit your knees
money in the sack

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It’s not meant to be good.  It sucks.  But it’s silly.  And I wrote it in about twenty seconds.