Life.Of.Sin

Andie and I just had phone sex!!!

Well … kinda.  I masturbated and she … listened.  It was rather funny at first.  She interrupted me while I was reading porn and doing it.  And then she called me on it.  And then she said I could keep going, so I did and then I stopped because she said something weird.

So then I went upstairs and started.  Then I came downstairs and finished.  It took forever.  Watching porn does not work anymore.  I have to read it.

So then I finished and I think I sounded like a total idiot but Andie says I didn’t.  It was all me whimpering and breathing heavy and I managed to sneak her name out once and when I do it by myself I can usually say her name and ‘angel’ [my nickname for her] quite a bit.

She made me nervous.

-blushes-

[Mainly about stories on GSB and Fandomination.net, but it can apply anywhere.]

Not all of them are bad.  But, lots of them are.  Like, on here they say they have people who go through your stories and won’t allow them to pass if you can’t spell or they aren’t properly formatted or whatnot.  Well, that’s fucking bullshit.  Half the stories I read [or try to read for about two seconds and then give up because of the shittiness] aren’t formatted, the writer can’t spell, can’t use proper grammar, and basically can’t fucking write for shit.

On Fandomination.net there really is no code or anything.  They won’t proofread your story.  But they’re just as fucking bad, if not worse.  Because at least on here you don’t have to read one of the worst sex scenes in the world because sex stories aren’t allowed.

But I mean, fuck people.

If you can’t write … don’t fucking write.

…

[I received a response.]

Oh Shut Up =]
Dont Be So Mean.
People Try. Isnt That What Counts?
Maybe They Just Like Writing Them And Are Proud Of Them.
MAYBE You Just Dont Like Their Storylines Or Their Plots.
Heh.
Just Wondering.

My response: 

It’s not just storylines and plots! God, don’t you understand what the FUCK I’m trying to say?!

Writing, formatting, grammar. God, getting fucking Microsoft Word or a god damn beta to at least PROOFREAD the motherfucker before you put it out on the internet to blind people like me who actually understand the meaning of words like ‘apostrophe’ and ‘contraction’.

My girlfriend’s listening to Britney Spears and admitting you like it.  Right now she’s playing with a fucking needle and I’m telling her know and she’s telling me she’s dominant and I can’t be.

-eye roll-

One time making me nearly beg and she’s a total … sadist is the wrong word.  I guess she just gets off on dominating me.  It’s weird though.  Because most of the daydreams I had about her she was dominant.  But she’s so sweet the rest of the time.  She’s my angel.  But not when she gets going.

I mentioned that the first daydream I ever had about her was me pretending she was listening to me getting myself off on the phone.  And she’s like: That’s not that bad of any idea … or something to that effect.

And my jaw literally dropped.

She’s fucking surprising, that girl.  Never take anything for granted.  She told me once that most things wouldn’t freak her out, but I thought she meant emotional shit, not sexual shit.

Well, damn.

<333

I swear to God, seriously.  Not only did I write a story about a girl masturbating today, but I did it four fucking times! 

12:30 AM [best guess] as soon as I got off the phone with Andie.

11:00 AM [I was bored]

3:00 PM [I was writing said story and had to make sure I was explaining it accurately]

6:45 PM [I had time to kill before I called Andie]

And I probably will again tonight.

I am such a whore.

-giggle-

Luvverzz,
Mrs. Adrienne Nesser, aka Dru

Dude, that was fucking intense to say the least.  I can post what it is on this blog because the only person I really know who comes here is her.

But … whoa.

Apparently my girlfriend has a little bit of a kinky streak for domination.

Which she demonstrated last night on the computer.

And almost demonstrated on the phone.  [She thought I was finished and I so wasn't.] 

But … whoa.

<333

Luvverzz,
Druscilla, aka Mrs. Adrienne Armstrong