Life.Of.Sin

I replied to a quite delicious video on YouTube awhile back of two guys kissing and that was the reply to my comment.

It’s quite eloquent, eh?

Because ‘fuk’ is a really word and everything needs to be capitalized like that.

And sicko’s isn’t really in possession of anything so there’s really no need for the apostrophe.

Druface [not as long as there are girls like you] says:

Liz —> : // Lets start a riot says:

Druface [not as long as there are girls like you] says:

Liz —> : // Lets start a riot says:

Liz —> : // Lets start a riot says:

Druface [not as long as there are girls like you] says:

Liz —> : // Lets start a riot says:

Druface [not as long as there are girls like you] says:

Liz —> : // Lets start a riot says:

I’ll go to Johnny Knoxville’s cage. >> which is right next to my bed -tackles-

Dru: my sister’s on a calorie counting binge
so i get to eat all the bad for you things

Andie:

Dru: i hate it when people count calories around me though >.<
makes me feel fat
and think about dieting
which makes me think about puking
ugh

Andie:
puking
yuck

Dru: not for a bulimic, sweet

Andie: don’t be bulimic

Dru: well, i’ll try not to puke again
but eds and cutting are like alcoholism
once you’ve had one … you are one for life
i’ll always be a cutter and a bulimic
it’s just whether or not i choose to act on those impulses
because, believe me, i still have them

I’ve been thinking about celebrity marriages.

And they make sense.

I mean … do we bitch when non-celebrities marry non-celebrities?

No.

That’s because non-celebrity people hang around with other non-celebrity people for the most part.

And celebrities hang out with celebrities a lot.

Not always.

But a lot.

So it’s like meeting someone at work.

Of course … lots of celebrity marriages are complete shit.

I’m just saying …

I’ve started a new blog with my girlfriend.

Check it out if you would, please?

Mad Ninja Love

xoxox

I can’t help it.  I’m addicted to the ‘Dear Abby’ and ‘Dear Margo’ columns.

But, I thought this was extremely worth of chatising:

DEAR ABBY: I have reason to believe that a young man in my family may be gay. (He is 15.) I have been thinking a lot about it lately, and have been wondering if circumcision would cure it. What do you think? — GRANDMOTHER IN MISSOURI

I mean … come on.

Circumcision curing homosexuality?

What do they do to the lesbians then?

I don’t want a boy with dimples.

I don’t want a boy with a good job.

Hell, I don’t want a boy with pale skin, black hair, eyeliner, and an air of effeminity.

But … I can’t tell you that, mom.

I can’t tell you about her at all.

tricky, tricky
turning tricks
give a handjob
suck a dick
spin in circles
fall on your back
hit your knees
money in the sack

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It’s not meant to be good.  It sucks.  But it’s silly.  And I wrote it in about twenty seconds.

Today my mother accused me of ‘flirting with a fourteen year old piece of jailbait’.

And I changed the subject.

And then she started talking about relationship astrology.

And I blew it off.

Thens he started talking about me being cute and guys liking me …

… and I wanted to kick something.

Just fucking scream ‘I’m dating her!  I’m dating Andie!  We’re fucking dating!’

But I didn’t.

There’s only about a week and a half left until the twenty-fifth.

And I just got inspiration for an awesome anniversary present.

♥